THA SAGA BEGINS
We Need to Talk About Kevin (a.k.a Enta the Dungeon)
Freeway Ross Douthat Sailboat Dope
Bernie Blanco From the Bronx
What's So Civil About the Civil War Anyway?
Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Development
The Prince and the Egg: An Anil Dash Adventure
Children of Bruen
Trump Stakes or Election 2016: The Age of Apocalypse
No FoPo, Fight the Blob
Cranking the Donkey
The French Vasectomy
Love That Ron
Eyes Wide Cuck
Justified But Woke
Chillin' In Cedar Rapids Iowa
The Male/Female Radio Hour
The Road to Soavedom
The Upset Guv'ner: DeCrecio's Brexit Bungle
Boobs, Sir, I Punched the Bursar
Chapo vs. Sherdog: UFC 2000
Oaxaca Flocka Flame
The Trap Is A MESS
Reign All Over My Face
Gulens Gonna Gulen
ReTHUGlican National CRIMEvention
Tomorrow Belongs to Them
Chapo Comes Alive!
Freeway Ross Douthat Pt. 2: The Harvard Plug
Brooklyn Tyrannical Gardens
Suicide Is Shameless
The Uncucking of the Candidate
Masculinity for Boys
Elevator to Heaven
Uber for Ubermensch
The Gowanus Ideas Festival
No Cucks in the Foxhole
I Am Legend
A Problem from Heck
AKP 50th Episode Ergenekon Extravaganza
The Post Officers
Dirty Wars 2: Rise of McRaven
Tha French Resistance
Trap House of Horror: The Hanging Boyz
The Chapofication of the Western Male
Under Siege Year 3: Before Year Zero
Chapo News Network Election Night Live Show
We Live in the Zone Now
Tell Your God to Ready for Chud
Who Makes the Nazis?
Chapo Struggle Session
Felix After Dark
SuccessFail: The McMegan Story
Candyman IV: Curse of Caleb
The Swordfish Episode
The Inebriated Past
Applebee's Christmas Spectacular
Angela and Strawberry
Real Strain Hours
Crapo Cat House: The Half-Lost Episode
The Pre-Taped Call-In Show
Better Call Saul Alinsky
Tabletop Game Theory Pt. 1
Mr. Chapo Goes to Washington
Tabletop Game Theory Pt. 2
No Country for Gorilla Men
Mixed Martial Law
Our Values Are Under Attack
Kolob Trap House
The Devil In Mother Jones
War Is Heck
Fash the Patriarchy
The Basketball Snob
Napoleonic Rules for Success
The Lasagne Code
No. 1 in Heaven
Madness? THIS IS CHAPO
The Brian Johnstown Massacre
Night At The Museum
Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
Gorka II: The Gorkaning
Taxi To the Dark Side
Chapo Goes To College
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
Maintaining Emotional Control
Décision Désk La France
We've Always Been Here
The Grey Ladykillers
Work No Play
Night On Bald Mountain
The Rocktober Revolution
The Goddamn Freaking News
Hit and Run
Meat The Press
UK Election Special: God Save Our Jezza
Austin Shitty Limits
Chapo Global Edition: You Down With GCC?
Jezz In My Pants
Kill All Nermals
From Russia With CHUD
The Inebriated Past: Sewer Surfin'
Bating For Gadot
Fearless Girlilla Mindset
These Things I Believe
The Virgin Suicides
Fast And Furious: Toledo Drifter
Tabletop Game Theory Pt. III: The Russian Interference
Tabletop Game Theory Pt. IV: The Russian Interference
The Affordable Covfefe Act
The Milk People
Deep Dish Chapo: Live at The Hideout
Bonus Deep Dish Chapo: Live at The Hideout
Bloco's Modern Life
Lullaby For Lanyards
Enter The Noid
DACA Flocka Flame
Chapo Cartoon Cavalcade
The Schlock Doctrine
Splattering of the Juggalos
White Men Can't Drumpf
Return of the Blob
Better Ingredients, Better Healthcare, Chapo Johns
Lost In The Sauce
Live at The Biltmore Hotel
Cass Rules Everything Around Me
Iran Off On the Plug Twice
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March 13, 2016
Transcript Excerpthello hello and welcome to another episode of citizen radio i am jamie kilstein and joining me is always so matt christman and felix biederman how are you guys doing you know this new song i wrote it's called fuck the nra it comes from a very pe...
March 19, 2016
-Matt, Felix and Will talk about the end of everything fun in the 2016 election and the likely advent of Hell on Earth.
-Matt goes to a Trump rally outside Cincinnati.
-The National Review's Kevin D. Williamson tells poor white people to pull up their damn pants and other conservative strategies for reaching out to their inferiors.
-Ben Shapiro leaves Breitbart and a "pro-Israel" robot harasses students at Brown.
-We also break down the phenomenon that is HAMILTON and why our media and political elites love this corny bullshit.
-And as a bonus, we threaten Ben Dreyfuss and then ask him for money.
Transcript Excerptwe are back you're listening to wkcr 999.9 the edge that was another 8 in a row mega rock block of led zeppelin this is the morning zoo crew i will madman menaker and with me is always is felix boomer biederman and matt the animal christman dole le...
March 27, 2016
Then we have a reading from Ross Douthat's 2005 book "Privilege: Harvard and the Education of the Ruling Class" where Ross relates a story about going on sailboat outing with a handsome older man.
Brendan's Sean Hannity Profile:
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Transcript Excerptyou do mma right i saw an episode of your show you without without anyone anyone at this point in the yeah he was really good at home in the mess and he's really got a hold of them i hit the heavy bag i am is a lot more happy easte...
April 3, 2016
-How Scalia's gorging saved public sector unionism in America
-Donald Trump: The Abortion Punisher
-Turkey's President Erdogan and his street team turn the Brookings Institute into his Trap House
-Carl Diggler calls in to discuss EgyptAir hijacking and Cypriot family court.
-Community-based pod-living experience
-Jonathan Chait and contemporary American liberalism: the best of all possible worlds.
Scalia eats 50+ oysters, makes others do the same:
Intro and Outro Music: Salute to El Chapo and 1 In Da Chamber pt. 3 by DJ Smokey
Extra thanks to Brendan James (@Deep_Beige) for producing
Transcript Excerpthello and welcome to episode 4 good morning mother fuckers right now we got a great show we have graham hancock here talk about what really happened with the pyramids they were built in order grand thanks but the smoke how that indica...
April 10, 2016
Then, we are joined by @CarlBeijer to game out the coming #tcot rebellion/Second Civil War and the possibility of the Rascal Scooter demographic waging a successful irregular war against the most powerful nation state in human history. We close out with a reading from friend of the show Kurt Schlichter and some "letters home" from the front lines.
NOTE: Due to technical issues related to the Menaker family mountain estate, our audio is worse than our usual horrible quality and Will is MIA for the last third of the show.
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Transcript Excerptyour listening to am 1488 patriot radio you're on now with your host chris got well on the truth report feel free to wonder is this is great well americans constitutional fetishist former fbi agent and current shopping center security console...
April 17, 2016
Finally, we pay tribute to our producer @Deep_Beige by *ironically* threatening pudgy, fedora wearing, Daily Beast TV Re-capper and son of Howard, Marlow Stern.
Transcript Excerpthello and welcome to the ricky gervais show i'm ricky gervais and with me as always is steve merchant and karl pilkington karl how have you been this weekend it was mad i followed an ant around the park and suzanne missed her doctor appointment ...
April 24, 2016
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Produced by Ben Dreyfuss
Transcript Excerptthis week we learned that if you don't want your small daughter peeing next to a giant man who thinks he's a woman your a bigot if you're a woman whose slightly uncomfortable with a man who thinks he is a woman whipping out his penis to urinate i...
May 1, 2016
Transcript Excerptepisode 8 episode 8 everybody of the trap house you're on with me will menaker and i'm here with felix biederman and matt christman as usual and then a little bit we'll be talking to elizabeth bruenig of the washington post so how was your guys w...
May 8, 2016
Transcript Excerptnot there okay so this is it goes on like this for four solid minutes there's no melody there's no harmony right it's just it's just read them and this is my problem with rap generally also point out there a lot of 4's friends that aren't actually rh...
May 15, 2016
Then, in the Chapo Reading Series, crazy person Rod Dreher relates a 100% true story from his friend "N." about a gang of transgenders talking filth at Captain America: Civil War.
NYTimes Mag profile of Ben Rhodes:
David Samuels clapback:
Rod's friend goes to the movies:
Transcript Excerpthey everyone its me are there k. the one and only pam anderson i had no idea how much of a supporter you were of israel until tonight and you're being honored by this incredible organization talked me all about this honor i'm very excited i've bee...
May 18, 2016
Sam Kriss on l'affaire Bruenig:
Transcript Excerptpeace quiet and good order will be maintained in our city to the best of our ability rockets may ladies and disturbances of the peace are against the interest of all our people and therefore cannot be permitted the jury found that the...
May 22, 2016
Then, we break down everything you probably got mad at this week regarding The Bruenig Ultimatum and Scumbag Neera.
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Transcript Excerptthank god there is stalled coming up meet the hedge fund manager who has invented something he calls the human misery index and find out how it's helped him build his own fear of it the challenges of buying sex in thailand with also we reflect on...
May 25, 2016
Transcript Excerpthello grey wolves hello chapo premium subscribers this is our second premium show for this week bring you this banging extra content for those of you who are in the inner circle and if you're really in the inner circle you were perhaps in the audi...
May 29, 2016
We analyze Ron's "Influencer Theory" outlined in his book "Applebee's America" and the failure of HotSoup.com. We love that Ron.
Transcript Excerptthere's this rapper who who's now been caught on tape and he calls himself war machine 3 war machine 3 this is a given any came out of his mother and she looked down instead i shall call him war machine 3 he's at his father's war machine the second h...
June 1, 2016
Felix's obituary Kimbo:
Mollie Hemmingway's NYT interview:
Transcript Excerptgreetings greetings grey wolves hello to all our subscribers and thank you again for subscribing and thank you again for joining us on this your premium bonus and really better the better show for this week hello again we should have we let you g...
June 6, 2016
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Transcript Excerptso they wouldn't let us win they call the super delegates it’s over johnny you have to stop harassing women now it’s over do you hear me operation is over i never wanted the rest of was it you're the last of an elite unit ...
June 13, 2016
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Transcript Excerptal giordano rules hold on el do you to al did tweet essay about how we supposedly said dude bro we set fake accounts to donate him your out of your fucking gordon well wait wait us personally yes we read out alice al was listening to trap house y...
June 16, 2016
Transcript Excerpthello grey wolves hello premium subscribers this is your bonus show for the week and i'm here with matt and felix as usual but we have a premium guest for you this week as well we are talking to roqayah chamseddine hello how are you guys today ...
June 20, 2016
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Transcript Excerptokay you are listening to wkcr 99.9999 the edge you just heard baba o’riley by the who on repeat for 4 straight times a little bit later at the bottom of the hour were doing to mega rock block of boston chicago and kansas i'm talking about the ...
June 25, 2016
Transcript Excerptokay so 17 everybody episode 17 chapo trap house coming to you a little bit later in the week than you're used to but that is because we had to get our special guest on for this week's show we're joined by let's just jump right into it we're joined b...
June 26, 2016
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Transcript Excerpthey everybody this is felix a we've been getting a lot of complaints about the show that we’re fascist that we’re racist that we have only recently taken off our ban of poc guests that we tell too many jokes about cum there's already cum ...
June 30, 2016
Transcript Excerptif you’re a founder or an entrepreneur what you want to aim for is monopoly to capitalists someone who's in the business of accumulating capital a world of perfect competition is a world where all the profits are competed away hello grey wolves he...
July 5, 2016
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Charles Murray's 'Do You Live in a Bubble Quiz':
Transcript Excerptokay we are back to listening to the fan this is mike we were talking before the break about how’s best to amplify voices and how best to listen but we're taking your calls now on the the woke sports ally talk radio network alright let's see we got...
July 8, 2016
Transcript Excerptone is that okay is 721 everybody black jack if you're listening to this right now it means you are a subscriber so thank you to you for that but as a reward for your efforts we have a special guest joining us this week it's tony but you probably...
July 11, 2016
In the second half, we do a reading from "The Hobo Koran" aka John Kasich's first book "Courage is Contagious, and dive into the Chilcot Report and uncover the hidden connection between the War in Iraq and Michael Bay. Finally, we pay tribute to friend of the show Ross Douthat by way of Ridley Scott's masterpiece 'Blade Runner.'
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Transcript Excerptif you're like me there's nothing you dread more than a trip to the toilet paper store online the dizzying array of brands the intimidating teen employees the shoddy and overpriced products the whole experience is a nightmare awkward human interactio...
July 14, 2016
Transcript Excerpthello it’s episode 23 everybody thanks again for subscribing and your reward for that is we're gonna juke left in an interesting direction for today’s show for you know most of the run of this program you know we're very much talking about po...
July 18, 2016
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Transcript Excerptbe there july 18 to witness the greatest four day political convention of all time the 40th republican national convention in cleveland ohio featuring a legendary lineup of heroes and patriots including the robot from small wonder race realist...
July 24, 2016
Transcript Excerptall right we all recording yes we are looking good can it down live one more time 3 2 1 go go go close enough amber did not say go she's off the show i never have a bad by everybody and that was the last one when they had on what hap...
July 25, 2016
Then we go inside the arena itself and discuss the major speeches to come out of last week; Rudy Guiliani's horrible teeth, Melania's plagiarism of the phrase "God Bless America!", The Benghazi operators, does Peter Theil speak in a German accent?, Ted Cruz refuses to be a servile puppy dog and the Big Daddy himself. What does this all mean? And why has Matt finally relented and used the F-word after witnessing all this?
We close with a reading from the recently hacked DNC emails that reveal they need our help more than ever.
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Transcript Excerpthello cleveland ladies and gentlemen delegates please put your hands together for tonight's keynote speaker the men with the gifted hands doctor ben carson hello hello thank you thank you everybody thank you for welcoming me i want to welcome...
July 30, 2016
Big thanks again to our hosts from Philly, @captainfreiheit & @BaltimoreMatt
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Transcript Excerptthe following message was paid for by visit philly and the philadelphia chamber of commerce hi i'm will menaker co-host of the politics based comedy podcast chapo trap house here to tell you to come check out the great city of philly do y...
August 3, 2016
Transcript Excerptit's and only will many meant and she looks are available at the moment in a shaming session right now they're doing better cells earnings from their mistakes i just here to give you a brief intro from our live show in philadelphi...
August 3, 2016
Transcript Excerptyou cannot do that you cannot give this guy what he wants we're talking about the safety of the president of the united states we're talking about a hell of a lot more than that sir hello friends episode 29 it's 29 your double subscript...
August 5, 2016
But the true meat of this episode is the grandest Chapo Reading Series yet — a return to the source, the Book of Ross, "Privilege," which we first unearthed all the way back in Episode 3. Having mastered the initial texts of Douthat, we dive deeper into the record of his life and loves at Harvard, his hatred of birth control, and his fevered visions of jihadists killing goth kids in Boston.
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Transcript Excerptgreetings radio land last time on the adventures of ross douthat boy detective we left our intrepid hero and his sidekick jamie on the yacht of old sea captain bill buckley searching for the lost virtue gemstones golly mister buckley you really sa...
August 11, 2016
Transcript Excerptand this is the one you're a premium show for the week i apologize if the money is all the same room for a change together sweat boys who is not in dry that being smell only wet so i we are we are broadcasting now from my living room ...
August 15, 2016
Take the red pill and join Jared Leto in his beautiful dark twisted wankery.
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Transcript Excerptokay each fuck what episode will this be 30 is a 33 call me check it real quick others we 30 to 30 okay if okay hello everybody and welcome to episode 32 of chapo trap house listeners you're enjoying us in our mass suicide...
August 18, 2016
Transcript Excerptsome the service is 733 on the medicare plan by always filled spearman named buddy matt christmann and joining us today i'm super excited because we have an awesome so your stories libby watson everybody la you know low she's gonna find accent ...
August 22, 2016
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Transcript Excerptall right i gotta get in my aaron sorkin mindset that's the opposite of the gorilla mindset yeah it's the bonobo mindset oh shit i forgot my keys here is an important thing to know about dialogue no one in the history of the universe...
August 25, 2016
One last thought, and we would urge you to consider this: Mr. Obama, the president, wants to nail a young man's toy clock onto the pedastool of the White House, instead of a shoe from a troop's widow. We hope at some point in time perhaps the Mr. President should give this some thought.
Transcript Excerptsubscribers this and we are weapons free i'm will menaker joining me is felix biederman hello everybody we are now speaking from my apartment where the 20 year old cat earnest and soon she is sort of like with christopher moltisanti got made ...
August 29, 2016
Transcript Excerptokay all right characteristic of vocal this right babe right babe right if you think about love mother fuckin h. g. h. okay okay right mother fucking seating time a lot of mother fucking people been asking me about this rich ...
September 1, 2016
Transcript Excerpthey everybody this is felix if you're listening right now you are a grey wolf subscriber we're very excited today because we have with us the inventor of feminism comedian brandon wardell hello yeah sure true mother fucking respecting women ho...
September 5, 2016
Later, we talk about the dorks on the alt-right and their nemeses, and ours, on the elevator-right, i.e. the pear-shaped Catholic failsons who suffer from chronic public entrapment.
Maria's piece in Slate:
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Transcript Excerptokay sticks to get into character hello secondly he to warm up my vocal cords and carter father okay you're listening to the ben shapiro show on the m. 778 if i can't freeze a show that fans do not care about your feelings yes...
September 9, 2016
With Derek riding close we unpack the deadliest movie ever made and try to figure out just why the Mongolians never thought about smoking some of that loud while they cut their way through Persia.
So slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go, we're burnin' radioactive fumes.
Transcript Excerptwould you like a lot of subscribers it's your show midweek premium episode episode 39 i am woman occurred joining me as always matt christman felix peter and everybody and blond god is that is that davis is music hey guys can anybo...
September 12, 2016
Then the boys discuss the latest paper smeared in snot by Dennis Ross, a glowing review of Saudi Arabia in the Washington Post, followed be a dip into the Chapo Mail Bag.
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Transcript Excerptfreedom and space exploration and the next renaissance does my name in the future and if you hello john 40 you may have noticed there's no cold open this week i apologize for that but just and to be quite honest so many people...
September 16, 2016
Then, a broader reflection on Hollywood's embarrassing Bush era, output, and the small victory of Three 6 Mafia's victory of the shitty Crash soundtrack at the Academy Awards.
Transcript Excerptwe own m. p. it's 41 and this is now the first episode the first new episode you should be receiving your new dream was dedicated rss feed you know getting this and directly to all your devices sorry devices start over again guys we've list...
September 18, 2016
We also debut the trailer for a new and exciting project of Chapo Motion Pictures, "Killer App."
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Transcript Excerptare you married to mail this to a friend the fat in cell saying shit like violence shannon exist in all right but if you say to that so i thought the fuck up morning so i like it i believe that may soon join the fire things in life like bad a...
September 22, 2016
Finally, we return to the Benedict Zone for a reading from adult Rod Flanders, aka Rod Dreher, whose latest fevered ramblings revolve around his childhood roleplaying as a half-Elf named Grunthorp.
The Post story:
Transcript Excerpthello subscribers it’s your premium episode for the week episode 43 i'm will menaker joining me as always felix biederman hello everyone and matt christman sup hoes it is just the dry boys today we're flying solo the original triumvirate toge...
September 26, 2016
A night of revelry: Celebrity readings of David Brooks and Boss Douthat, the premiere of "Over the Top," the first piece by Chapo Motion Pictures, a psychotherapy break between Sam and Carl Diggler, and a public struggle session after the boys are legally required to share angry messages of the Trap's answering machine.
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Transcript Excerpthello friends in the sinners it's you boy roman occur just a chiming in here to apologize for the slight delay in this week's contents hope you can understand we've been very busy preparing for and performing sold out shows too wide spread to claim i...
October 1, 2016
Also, a dive into the Mail Bag.
Transcript Excerptmany can you just like is on recording just play some of those things in my house just just give me like a little bit of this i'll just say like clockwork i'll just sort of be like hey we we several words that the show is this episode a 45 ...
October 4, 2016
Plus, Felix gets written up in the New Yorker and Alex Jones embraces a new Pan-African political philosophy.
Transcript Excerptwatch this country the beautiful it is the war we're going to get we know what's coming hello everybody in 46 chapel by a woman and of course turning me is mac crispin hello and felix biederman everyone how you guy...
October 6, 2016
If you ladies leave our island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. Because Chapo is hard, you will not like it. But the more you hate it, the more you will learn. Chapo is hard but it is fair.
Transcript Excerpthello friend does premium episode of the well i'm well medicare joining me is always hello everyone and met christmann so we've got a great topic for this show and the greek yes and my way of introducing him i'd just like to p...
October 9, 2016
Then, dessert: Trump's hot mic, Republican crackup, and the eventual septic breakdown of the Alt-right.
Transcript Excerptokay brendan we're again we're definitely not recording right now right that's good because i last night you know i try to listen a woman she would let me but i respected the hell out of her for sure yeah man i i you know sometimes when you're well...
October 12, 2016
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Transcript Excerptall you are going to submit to us the time of liberalism is here you drink that four eyes donald trump thinks vaccines might be dangerous because one of his kids got hurt you don't have free speech understand screw him ban his free speech righ...
October 17, 2016
Lastly, we plug our upcoming show at Caroline's on Wednesday for the third debate on 10/19, and announce a very special Election Night Live Show in NYC.
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Transcript Excerptodd so hopefully in the future i mean this is obviously our our our pilot episode this is a a soft launch in are not none of us really know what we're doing but also by the way launch that with each hopefully the future i'm hoping to get an a...
October 19, 2016
We finish up by listening to Lin Manuel Miranda's new re-tooled duel commandments for Hillary Clinton, and add some verses of our own.
Transcript Excerptyeah this this this close irish i thanks thanks thank you okay so i'll just begin catherine we have one quick thing we're gonna talk about the beginning that i didn't brief you on and we're just checking with our good friend that baseball crank u...
October 23, 2016
But what the hosts of the show didn’t realize, was that they were being watched...
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Transcript Excerptthis is the story the podcast how we are overwhelmed by the complexities of modern life and help everyone came to believe the old super power in new york in cincinnati ohio 2019 men sets out to create a new ticket to consent to see they c...
October 26, 2016
We also have a chat with writer Alexander Zaitchik about his dispatch from Trumpland, the subject of his new book, "Gilded Rage." From racist yahoos to bitter veterans, we talk about the different worldviews of Trump voters and how many of them could possibly be brought out of the wilderness and into a social democratic tent in the coming years.
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Transcript Excerptso we got a lot of great feedback on the the cold open this week i was yeah that was awesome that fucking love that that was english accent was amazingly so good like i i did the whole thing and i sent him an even trying to do a fucking english a...
October 30, 2016
We also mourn the spooky death of Vine, unpack the new, spooky Anthony Weiner news for Hillary fans, and discuss the spooky concept of grave robbing as cultural appropriation.
Have fun on fight night, just don’t let us catch you in bed with a goblin.
Transcript Excerpti never expected from charging into a goblin stance to not get some goblin vomit schlock i just want to catch him in bed with a gun but if he's in the rolling around hacking a mop and he's got a goblin guide you know taking him into the k. i'...
November 2, 2016
Transcript Excerptkeep it loose keep it clean keep it clean fell as aggressively with house money now let's talk about anything are the first thing that's on my mind is last night i remembered all and i mention this briefly but i remember last night that there was...
November 7, 2016
We also discuss Brendan’s latest article for Deadspin about the strange case of natsec tough guy Robert Caruso. Finally, Matt’s wife Carolyn jumps on the mic and we play the highlight reel of our “The Day the Clown Cried” interview with the Free Beacon’s Matthew Walther.
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Transcript Excerpti'm excited to my lord and savior that represented such glorious italian stone and the mileage is recognized hello friends back again our last show for years 0 election night 2016 at our live show to air tuesday tuesday tuesday election e...
November 8, 2016
Yog'shoggoth is the key. Yog'shoggoth is the gate.
Transcript Excerptgentlemen please welcome to the stage virtual texas in animal feeling spearman i was highly stimulates i am of the project institute for american senior election this for cnn and then would stop all news network netwo...
November 12, 2016
Reasons to be scared, reasons for hope, and assurance that we’re still ready to ride with you all every day.
Transcript Excerptall right of the well all my god secretary clinton secretary clinton's come into their all in a minute give my mike to us secretary clinton secretary clinton what you have to say after tuesday's fence i may not be they did when i walked in th...
November 17, 2016
Transcript Excerpti hi this is a tribe be distributed visor it so it will look to the president elect jared kushner we have used the transition he was floods the body the chap trap house podcast in use streamline the tree in the heat of dad's dad's t. first think that...
November 20, 2016
Also we talk about our latest press clip in the New Yorker, in which Matt, Felix and Will are rendered in watercolor.
Transcript Excerpthell fucking yeah grabby with his own levels okay as is okay this distance from my face also i like this is chairs so sweet you can pick up on it make sure that hang on i but i can make it pretty well fuck and then i want to listen to the fed...
November 24, 2016
Here's an interview with T on the alt-right:
Transcript Excerptall right we begin the show this week show a little bit differently and that's what i say to all the critics who listens this right now and you're listening and are you gonna try not to me press was say i was more like this i have gifts or fo...
November 30, 2016
Transcript Excerptokay we're back i feel like a we're not back may i know we're not but i'm saying we're back now because it's been awhile since we've had a show right here we look we took thanksgiving weekend off i mean you got to to mention that to anyone but we eve...
December 3, 2016
Transcript Excerpthotel suite she says what have i don't come with me for the night coming on the run all in so far as the hours so late to remain with the cry of my hate to cry isn't a dog that nobody hears here when i start turning on day we way to go mister 2...
December 4, 2016
Real Ames Hours on McArdle's portfolio:
Transcript Excerptall right we're we're fucking rolling i think the fucking you stream is working are so we got a fucking first in the history of the joe rogan experience we had presidential candidates before gary johnson mother fucking chuck baldwin but this is t...
December 8, 2016
Here's Katie's article:
Here's her Patreon:
Transcript Excerpthello friends this is your premium episode for the week it's me woman occur with the original dry boys felix biederman nephew chris but most importantly special guest sitting in with us this week katie halper katie what's up hi what's up katie he...
December 11, 2016
We also plug our friend Katie Halper's live show and party this Wednesday, 12/14 at 7pm:
And this book of Juggalo photography by Daniel Cronin:
And this graphic novel, "Laid Waste" by Julia Gfrorer:
Transcript Excerptyou get up on your little 21 inch screen and how about america and democracy there is no american see there is only ibm 92 in 18 and dupont dial new car by those are the nation's what do you think the russians talk about in the coun...
December 16, 2016
Here’s Jacob’s first novel, The Bend Of The World:
And here’s his upcoming one, Doorposts of Your House and on Your Gates:
Here is “The Brandon Corey Story” movie I mention:
Transcript Excerptawesome okay great okay then i think the only thing to do now is will is going to go into my room and get mickey and hand what is the forget dog fucking dog with the frigate dog i thought i was right where is she making she disappeared he wro...
December 17, 2016
In the middle of the episode, Nick makes another cameo by hovering behind Will and eating a massive carrot and it makes Brendan laugh.
We're sorry that this is not as profound as the Adam Curtis episode.
Transcript Excerptour guests are yeah or you just like sort sort yeah are you recording us watching surface is leaving on the background lisa a low level so that yeah that just you know let people know this is the swordfish episode scientology blackmail him into...
December 21, 2016
Transcript Excerptokay chapo fans this is sh boom christman company on tape delay from cincinnati ohio after the great response we got last week from felix is solo show we decided to be a nice treat for the subscribers to get solo shows from the rest o...
December 23, 2016
We finish off the year with a scintillating reading from Ben Shapiro’s racist and poorly-written novel, “True Allegiance.”
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Here's the article by Naomi LaChance:
Transcript Excerptyes so why would you guys like to watch the show you wanna get some food yeah yeah we could definitely food afterwards i'm i'm down to do a you know a late lunch early dinner on yeah i mean i would like that but it's just it seems like all the pl...
December 29, 2016
Buy James's new Trump vs. Bernie album:
Transcript Excerptyo yo yo we go with iraq yes you are lake g. mon eddie what's the deal you are like if i had it i had a rough day on on twitter today these little fuck boy hipster fox who think they are above and beyond everything through their their third thi...
January 4, 2017
We then clock in a funny Reading Series by some American Enterprise nerd who demands everyone call him “Mister.” Yeah, Mister Jerk.
UPDATE: Here is the David Kaib piece Matt mentioned: https://notesonatheory.wordpress.com/2016/11/29/the-most-basic-fact-about-politics-is-slack/
Transcript Excerptwe're back again joining us this week and now answering the once again the the altar elite tier of 2 time chapel guests is libby watson libby what's up hi thank you for having me back so i get a set of steak knives or anything yeah you know your yo...
January 9, 2017
The second half was recorded the next day and it’s our second official reading of Ben Shapiro’s catshit novel “True Allegiance.” Ultimately everything turned out alright.
Here's Alex's piece on Kurt:
Transcript Excerpthi everybody this is your humble producer brendan i wanted to jump on briefly let you know that this is a very special episode of the show because we fucked up we recorded an entire hour with our guest alex nichols but due to a technical prob...
January 13, 2017
We discuss the Trump pee-pee tapes, Steve Harvey, Jon Chait, and the inauguration. We then take live questions from listeners, taped at the time of the recording. If you wanted to ask your question, you should've asked earlier when we were taping the show.
Transcript Excerpttest test test 12312 years a slave is a movie about abortion i'd like to welcome the louder than i would like you to welcome my friend in your friend steve harvey yes yes talk about that brenda will we talk about so you have to edit a test test t...
January 15, 2017
It was an honor to do a show with Bill and he is now our FailDad.
Transcript Excerpthey everybody swill here just slate interdiction to this week's show features our conversation with none other than the great bill corbett who you may remember from a little show called mystery science theater 3000 and for this episode we knew we had...
January 18, 2017
Will plays a disturbed, incestuous race scientist, Felix a military valor-stealer turned jazz vocalist, and Matt a medically trained decrepit foot fetishist. They receive an odd message from a grotesque, half-man, half-baseball that leads them to uncover dark secrets in the heart of our young nation’s capital...
Transcript Excerptthis week hm heroes instigating some this week chapter this is going to be a very special and as you may know miami game call of god who is a tabletop role playing game originally published by chaos cm in 1981 currently in its seventh edi...
January 22, 2017
Weak chinned neo-Nazi Richard Spencer got his head caved in, protesters burned a limo, Colby became an anarchist, irony was shot through the head, and the gang went to Red Lobster for a lovely meal.
Transcript Excerptbut it's like driving a cookie how did you guys see there's that while you're video of the love which we record our reactions yeah this is that we are watching for the first time the video richard spencer getting punched i'm not a new nazi i...
January 24, 2017
Transcript Excerptwhat face to face with shit like i am yeah yeah yeah and what's next install mr you return to your hotel room at the water it is still is the evening of january 16 just past midnight you have on you a lot of leads you have a syringe f...
January 29, 2017
Transcript Excerptyou know what's going person you should make your situation with you go to is the rule you full read this what is was through chris join now by next a 3 to have you back math grade he was our first conversation with you which is a...
January 31, 2017
Here is the text of Capitalist Realism:
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's a special treat for you bonus episode me and amber the adults the grown folks but this is a this is interesting actually because originally we had planned to do sort of a bonus episode where we talked to amb...
February 2, 2017
Here are the three articles by Karim mentioned in the 'sode:
Transcript Excerpthello everybody it's it's just me felix is a new part jobless felix peter signature we brought you by comic on and feel the flight but michael flynn stores now with me is one of the favorite anime journalists one of the one of the guys who in...
February 6, 2017
Transcript Excerptyou know when you meet the real tech who people the images should be the eyes and the main mild sort of sneering and i mean i know this is what they think the tech so i hate it but i just farmers or from a different fucking species you know wit...
February 9, 2017
Transcript Excerptmet you have a funny joke about the patriots superbowl victory made white america so happy that they did you really alter the hit dr dre is get into a white guy yeah i can finally watch the show which was a gonna watch it but now i can watch it the...
February 12, 2017
Here are some of Shane's articles we discuss:
Transcript Excerptwelcome back we have some breaking news now after criticism over his recent cabinet picks from kentucky senator rand paul president donald trump has called a press conference announcing paul his fellow republican and one time rival is quote little ho...
February 13, 2017
Transcript Excerptyeah my name is this is molly clogs stone that is wrecking the stolen valor the stolen valor we track down every usa id scumbag today to be freedom fighter i get loads these phony fake communists who they're associated with crop pocock cop cop hous...
February 15, 2017
Transcript Excerpthello there took a trip that has led the seas far and movie correspondent med bay brady just checking into some thoughts on the film patriots day the thing about patriots day that really impressed me was how it really explains upon boston cinematic...
February 19, 2017
Then Matt reviews the new show "ABP," a program about how great it would be if Peter Thiel took over a police precinct. We close with a reading series from a particularly soft Trump supporter, professional scold Mark Bauerlein.
Transcript Excerptyou have some candy because she knew about all see what see secret the one that you recorded on your camera that you the 2 what do you want in person this 2:00 hours okay shop shop well let's go from the old school throwback int...
February 22, 2017
Transcript Excerptwell this we could news has been dominated by conservative firebrand my login awful this is under the comments about pedophile yeah from an appearance on the podcast the joe rogan experience milo is far from the only conservative who is made compromi...
February 26, 2017
Here's Angela's article:
Transcript Excerpthello friends chopper mutual medicare joining me force amber hi felix everybody nat hi and our guest this week we're very lucky to have her because there is a recent news tough to get into but we're talking with writer initially nagel of other ba...
March 2, 2017
Episode art by @casesimmons
Transcript Excerptwe finished hello friends chopper he will not occur to the usual again felix hello you one match all right ember already are you guys doing i'm good i am about 3 fifths of the way through gta 4 reliving a gaming experience there's a littl...
March 5, 2017
Transcript Excerpteverybody it's brendan so look we had a pretty good show lined up here this week it was actually really good we had barack obama on the show but unfortunately felix s. build a great knee high on my laptop and we lost this one so we're in ...
March 10, 2017
Transcript Excerptyeah brandon knight apologies in advance of a really loud laughs so have fun with that compressors are for baby yeah we got it i actually laugh like jake is not so bad let's keep keep all this in please all gold an hour of this and welcome to t...
March 12, 2017
We sign off with a sequel to our Pre-Taped Call-In Show where we answer questions on air. If you wanted to ask a question, you should've called last week when we recorded the episode.
Special thanks to James Adomian
Transcript Excerptring ring ring ring hello yes i'm sorry who who would i speak to mister chap oakley yeah well you're you're speaking to the chopper trap house you're on there right now i rang up the number i found it listed in the phone book that so mr chapo...
March 17, 2017
Transcript Excerptgood morning i have an folks today is the third anniversary of robin williams's death and doing a commemorative show about our favorite movies that robin williams is and we're going around the room is saying what we like the most time to start out be...
March 20, 2017
We also talk about about our week in Pittsburgh, the City of Angels. See you here again in another year, maybe.
Transcript Excerptpeople ringing ringing ringing mmhm hello is this is this card holder of mister paul giamatti yeah yeah just off quite it's a pro life if i talk i had a gag in my mouth just a i was just being sexually humiliates mr do you money this i...
March 23, 2017
Transcript Excerptlet's do it let's do it wait can i sing my mystery science theater song in the not too distant future 2017 ad there was a bunch of dirt bag guys not too different from you or me they worked at the podcast institute tweeting shit all day in a rank t...
March 26, 2017
Then we discuss PA's long history of manmade disasters and conclude with an anti-reading series from Jacob's new novel, "The Doorposts of Your House and on Your Gates."
Buy it here:
Transcript Excerpt23 this is where hello in hello everybody we are back and we're still in it for the the pits the shop opens for road trip continues its financial success so far and i don't want to you want to you know and our week here in pittsburgh or t...
March 30, 2017
Here is Matt’s personal essay in Dissent on abandoning the conservatism he learned in his blue collar upbringing:
Transcript Excerpthe were podcasting here it's me will medicare back in another episode a chopper joining me as always is felix peterman hello everyone math christmann hey everybody i shout out to all the haters who are protesting in front of my pizza restaurant let m...
April 2, 2017
The lads then discuss Mike Pence’s Rules For Dating Mother, the sad sacks at the DNC, why American health care sucks (more on that next week) and a magical reading series from National Review’s Jay Nerdlinger about his field trip to the National Museum of African American History and Culture. He did not like it.
Special thanks to Tim Heidecker
Here’s the Museum Nerdlinger:
Transcript Excerptso folks ever since we got that unexpected phone call from the white house advisor sebastian cork that you know made some news cracks in headlines that one fact that got like that would be calling our podcast who'd a thunk but ever since then we've...
April 6, 2017
Transcript Excerptokay i have yeah one of those and get into it right of course but hello yes are ready to party ready to party because it's your chopper for the week it's me woman occur joined by felix biederman hello everyone and welcome to the bang bus ma...
April 9, 2017
Then we talk to Alex Pareene about Trump's Syria strikes, the media’s massive, pathetic war chubby, and his piece this week about the rightwing grift that has overtaken its creators and unraveled reality.
Transcript Excerptring ring ring ring ring hello this is chapo trap house will speak yeah this is a shopper troubles this is will speaking how may i help you it's the best burger calling us back again gorky all gorky old chap how you been you see g...
April 13, 2017
Transcript Excerptyou are listening to add the end caps volunteer is radio our way here to take on the thugs who are trying to bring united deal now we bring our solution the united disaster with volunteerism remark at and then not a great i have an entire thing abo...
April 17, 2017
Transcript Excerptnew if you hello right look to your left within a year one of you people will have dropped out to found the next uber for toilet paper size room dear you ready for some aka palestinian we are not the whole group by the palestinians we'v...
April 19, 2017
Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. [angry] Cruciatus in crucem. [waves dismissively] Eas in crucem!
(We talk about "the West Wing.")
Transcript Excerptit is often said i'm not sure by whom but it's often said none the less that art is a message from the future sent into the past to be interpreted like i said i don't know who said that but it's a concept that brings me equal parts solace in horror...
April 23, 2017
Message from P.J. Dade below:
I am an evangelical Christian, the owner of a secondhand boat store, and yes, that was me in the news report about “bathroom encounters.”
I sell rudders and motorboards during the day, but I have passions outside of work. Obviously, God is number one. But passion number two is my awesome wife Klyeelissa and my kick butt little guy Mason Jesse James Treibart (the best 4 year old in the world ;) ), Passion the third is, you guessed it, Evangelical EDM.
Yes, Evangelical EDM is the thirteenth largest growing music genre in the entire world, but I'm not in it for money. My entire life, I've been searching for a way to tell people how my soul felt. I tried to find it in the bottle, in the pipe, and yup, through the bathroom stall. But every time I thought I was breaking through, I was just putting barriers between my spirit and the world. With Evangelical EDM, I know that I'm finally speaking the true voice God gave me.
So I decided to send the boys in "The Trap" my newest song, "You Give Me Energy." I could try explaining my life, my journey, my triumphs, and my pain to get these guys to understand who they're mocking when they mock evangelicals, but they wouldn't understand it. the universal language of music is how neighbors can see eye to eye, though. It's been like that since the Book of Genesis, and it's like that now.
So without further ado, I hope you can begin to start to think about considering who I really am, and who you could be.
Blessing throughout you, your family, and the world.
"You Give Me Energy" lyrics
This song is dedicated
To a group of people I fail every day
But they're special enough to forgive me
I'm talking about my family and the Lord Jesus Christ
Every day is just another chance
You can do evil as long as you come right back
Forgiveness is how the angels dance
It doesn't matter if you were born here or in Iraq
You are the best of me
You give me Energy
Once I was lost at sea
You give me energy
He's in our hearts before the coffee's in our cups
God is our breath every time we hiccup
He is the fistul of uppers when we crash
He will pump your stomach if you swallow sin for cash
You are the best of me
You give me energy
You wipe the sweat from me
You give me energy
Slouched in a stall, my luck's run out
I refuse to die, refuse to doubt
He is with me all around
I pick myself up off the ground
‘Cause even if you relapse in the hole
Your Wife understands it’s one step towards your goal
You are the best of me
You give me energy
The Holy Ghost nests in me
You give me energy
I'm sorry for everything that I have done
That I will do, and haven’t done
And you're welcome for our son
Transcript Excerpti bring this family court order well mister jones since you determined to act as your own attorney you're entitled to make a closing statement this time thank you your honor your honor the past few months a furnished residents for my children h...
April 26, 2017
Transcript Excerptrolling in everyone's that you can start rolling to i'm rhonda rowland may excellent welcome to ed the sheet decision desk at their france i have a 7 mads under that desk at you if you are just tuning in their village of that black face that muha...
April 30, 2017
Transcript Excerptwe're going to come up so this is the venue i think it's really nice to have a good show great stage really good lighting killers yeah this is about the most beautiful venue for a live podcast i ever saw yeah yeah i put a lot of work into it but ...
May 4, 2017
Transcript Excerptthis is carlos every week thousands of through the on the board it's shop so we're back for for the deal for the gang for me felix brendan matt phyllis feels like it's been a while now we haven't done anything since the live show we did...
May 7, 2017
We wrap things up with a reading series with Chapo all-star David French.
Here's Miya's article in the New Republic:
Transcript Excerpthello everybody hates me well this is your chopper for this week i'm just giving you this brief introduction here because of this week's episode double shot of interviews lined up for you first we got chapel healthcare correspondent balance is back a...
May 10, 2017
Transcript Excerpthello everybody felix and i hear and joining us now is the writer and journalist creams are done kareem you may remember from past episode with just felix but he's back now to talk to the 2 of us and that we're gonna be talking about a little bit...
May 14, 2017
And we return to Ke7en.
Here's Matt's patreon:
Transcript Excerptempire of sit go's leader the same people who show all the occupy wall street f. b. i.'s without a leader 50 the media change cold the president has terminated the director of quality 0 will rise legend behind these walls man hey why don't ...
May 19, 2017
Transcript Excerptas i said i just wanna get this other way right away and just said a r. i. p. to roger ailes you know and like out of respect for his family i would just like to encourage you guys and the rest the listeners not to just you know think about his now h...
May 22, 2017
Then we talk to novelist China Miéville about his new book “October,” and how Lenin was the first online guy.
Get China's book here:
Transcript Excerpti would like to thank ng saumur for his extraordinary words and the magnificent kingdom of saudi arabia for hosting today's summit i am honored to be received by such gracious hosts i am always heard about the splendor of your country and...
May 24, 2017
Transcript Excerptokay you can explain the bin laden episode why it's a bad one and then we'll fuck in i don't know if this is the finale of the first season where it comes back to this or are you sure yeah yeah and then we'll go to cut to the last and we talk about...
May 25, 2017
Transcript Excerptsorry guys i didn't realize it in some of write a song hey brian how are you no because i'm i'm i'm in the middle of doing podcasts it's i think the kids do well how do as soon as my little muqtada muqtada muqtada all right there we go ...
June 1, 2017
Here's R.L.'s new piece:
Transcript Excerptbrendan into you get around to the other side or are you just looking at okay good you all right i am now completely spherical at 7 fucking percent body way do i like being like this absolutely not i need a system of ivies to keep my heart movi...
June 4, 2017
Transcript Excerptguy let's let's get this show on the road hello everybody its job well this week we got full house with sound off me will medicare amberley frost reclining hey everyone's virtual well i'm john kerry an onboarding for duty that hi kristin listen...
June 6, 2017
Transcript Excerpti hope people i come the sound of meeting these almonds okay i am more smr them for the real real chapel has to check off every episode and you know they're out there you know they exist i tweeted laughing my ass off hillary owned slaves and cr...
June 7, 2017
Transcript Excerptgreetings shoppers it's your friends were back again joining us this week is myself woman occur feeling spearman hey it's virgil taxes pat cressman sitting in is brian garr brian how you doing hi guys welcome from the real america the great state...
June 8, 2017
Here's Derek's Patreon. Support him, love him, protect him:
And here's his blog:
Transcript Excerpteveryone it's it's felix today we're doing the split duty the other children are talking to jonathan shain it about the british election which again here in this episode but here i am i'm on a solo detachment one ranger one ryan or i should say to ra...
June 12, 2017
Transcript Excerptyeah wait okay do it merry christmas and happy new year below where you had i don't actually own somewhere so i'm pouring is in today's stocking glasses that i use still from the bar hands on them amber amber is known stemware she owns liberal ...
June 14, 2017
Buy Angela's book: http://www.zero-books.net/books/kill-all-normies
Transcript Excerptgreetings friends that's woman in her here with your weekly chaco joining me as always is amberley frost hardy matt kristin hi brandon james hello and our guest this week now joining the leech tier of 2 time chapel guests but for the first time in ...
June 18, 2017
We then read maybe the most openly evil reading series ever. Matt gets so mad that at 1 hour 1 minute and 20 seconds neighbors tell him to calm down.
Here's Sarah's stuff:
Transcript Excerptgoing to security your hello your show for the week it's me well medicare joining me as always is hello everyone separate games virtual texas hi matt christmann in in james hi and joining us this week our guest sitting in is jerry jones o...
June 21, 2017
Transcript Excerptthis is here with the solo soon for everybody likes another inebriated past and tonight after much consultation with the true winner fans about what would be a good follow up to my august willis episode the resounding answer was talk about the se...
June 25, 2017
Transcript Excerptcopyright of right 550 is there enough may refer to i wouldn't mind it django i could run to the store of it so you can help me i was well there's there's mold in the in the clean it out but i don't know if you have any paper filters those...
June 28, 2017
Transcript Excerpti'm actually donating a lot a lot of the money ends up going to fark revolutionary movement in colombia you might have heard of will mine actually also goes to fark but your curtis's fark test test test test this is what i remember it was like th...
July 4, 2017
Transcript Excerptthomas jefferson absolutely would have been a redditor there's no question most of the other founders as well definitely jefferson thomas handcock would have been a guy thomas it was not a guy yet now that was his middle name right by the middle na...
July 6, 2017
Transcript Excerpthello can you hear me yes okay unfortunately hey hey man him as your pal adam just checking in hey okay all right all right you're rolling if yes i hi you know you know that like come boys we like to do parity songs that will be involved ha...
July 10, 2017
Write in to Amber's column Your Sorry Ass: email@example.com
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your chopper this week needs to be will medicare and joining me is amber brendan mac this will but sitting in you're talking about for peace for the new republic title the what marks after bird gets wrong about you so we got ...
July 13, 2017
We're giving Grey Wolves the first run at them, the rest of the masses won't get any til Sunday.
We all saw the new Seagal movie, bigger, bronzer and uncut. We talk about Don Jr.'s boo boo, David Brooks's and Megan McArdle's imaginary working class friend (maid) and end with a bow-tie reading comparing Trump to Pericles.
Finally: Will, Felix and Matt will be at the Jacobin Bastille Day thing on Friday at 7:30pm at Roulette Intermedium, 509 Atlantic Avenue.
Transcript Excerptokay i'm talking hey we're talking shop while we're talking shop of this week it's your shop it's your will it's me talking to you before we start the show just a little brief house cleaning on an issue that i know you guys are interested in i'm ta...
July 15, 2017
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Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your chopper for this week smi will medicare joining me as always matt christmann high feel experimental everyone and virgil texas hi hello before we start the show just a little brief house cleaning on an issue that i know you guy...
July 19, 2017
In this visceral vision of mind-bending insanity, the boys of Capone Speakeasy find themselves in another terrifying conspiracy, this time involving a stark raving prophet Merrick Lapland, alchemist Mark Therno, and a certain captain of industry who has fallen under the sway of a dastardly foreign influence...
Transcript Excerpton this week's ruling to semper games this is virtual texas gamer speaking 6 months ago we did a 2 part episode with the gang played a tabletop role playing game called call of consumer if you haven't yet heard table top game theory parts 1 a...
July 23, 2017
Here's T's pod, Champagne Sharks: @champagnesharks
Get the premium Sharks here:
Transcript Excerpthello everybody and welcome to the show for this week it's the trap house of throws the trap house of the undying if you will just want to say it's politics shit over done the show 400 percent talking about game of thrones now with the web's only ...
July 26, 2017
I am control, no way you can change me
I am heavy debt, no way you can pay me
I am the pain and I know you can't take me
Transcript Excerptlast week's episode we gentleman just leave you choose to investigate the bowl a i'd like to investigate the girl 9 on a dude on one a major storm out that means she wants me embarrass yourself by attracted to is the name like we can we can s...
July 30, 2017
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Transcript Excerptlet me tell you something everybody in the white house all the way from the bottom i'm talking to you i am talking to you i will find you really begun to see the full form of them which i come to you in the daytime scaramucci this evening when the ...
August 4, 2017
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your shop for this week coming to you live from the city of chicago the city so nice it's not first but indeed one after first it's got wind it's in the middle of the country it's where we are broadcasting live from our hotel room ...
August 9, 2017
Transcript Excerpthere they are coming up in a couple of minutes probably bob from new york and elsewhere and all across the country chapel trap us things to come to the head of hello chicago how many democratically inclined social sir in the rooms and all ...
August 12, 2017
Transcript Excerptchapo trap house street by along with hello friends chicago are you out there i am i have to get up and pee at some point she got me alley way manage of it we don't have it any of our other live shows i'm a check i'm a gentleman that ...
August 12, 2017
Also — Pitch in, if you can, for the medical bills of the people attacked by Nazis in Charlottesville today: https://www.gofundme.com/medical-fund-for-comrades-in-cville
Transcript Excerpteverybody it's brendan we e. have got a jam packed show for you this week a bunch of interviews we did with international left wingers and friends at the tsa convention from france and portugal and the u. k. it's a lot of education a lot of informati...
August 18, 2017
Some things to donate to if you can:
Medical bills for Dre Harris, beaten up at the rally:
Help bail out the protesters who tore down the Confederate statue in Durham:
Pool for medical bills run by Cville DSA:
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your mid week chopper coming a little bit later in the week than usual but i hope you can forgive us so fucking for give us get over it you're your disgusting fucking hog if you look at proportionally about 2 percent of you sho...
August 20, 2017
Then Joe Mande joins us to talk about the grim world of Maury Povich, YouTube Boy Jake Paul, and Van Halen's mission of peace in the 90s.
Transcript Excerptgood tidings might give mister chaco david reid the pleasantries mr chapel friday solutions your refusal to admit the real long into the great game of our time by the time this universal serial bus reaches you and you've decoded the message m...
August 23, 2017
Check out Leslie's show here: https://www.patreon.com/strugglesession
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your chopper for this week joining me is matt christmann i feel it's peter in hello everyone and brendan james hi everybody sitting in as our guest this week we're joined by our friend leslie leave leslie what's going on nothing mu...
August 27, 2017
He's Felix's Rich Piana obit:
Oh and here's the real-life Gorka supercut:
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your chopper for this week it's me woman occur joined as always by felix peterman hello everyone matt christmann hi folks also here brenda james hello and sitting in this week as our guests it is our friend joe prince joe how's it ...
August 29, 2017
Transcript Excerptyeah me ma'am my boys we love being a claw foot bathtub together washing each other off me and my homies were always trying to move an anvil for rich woman and drop in on our feet yourself to me in my fucking cruel we're always like we drink a fuck...
September 5, 2017
We talk about Verrit (this was recorded before Peter Daou shouted us out and we officially endorsed it), and conservative raps.
Here's Alex article about conservative rap:
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September 7, 2017
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September 9, 2017
Will's Skype call fucked with the recording and we eventually lost him so we rambled about a restaurant for the troops, Staind, and Jeb Bush.
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September 14, 2017
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Transcript Excerptgreetings friends it's your chapo for the mid week arm you know what let's just kick things off right away i'm really excited about this is a major coup for us we've got on the line now ted cruz to talk about a bit of the twitter kerfuffle he's gotte...
September 17, 2017
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September 21, 2017
Transcript Excerptare we keeping the ac on the matter that's fine l. sure to surround hopeful look alive walking over you know it now i feel better about not having monthly yeah you've been vindicated that would've been very frustrating this is so i can have a nic...
September 24, 2017
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September 28, 2017
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October 1, 2017
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October 5, 2017
Transcript Excerpti may not be the west wing but i'm a terrible idea put together by the dumbest people in the world who they later have to disavow after massive failures i said that i may not be hillary clinton but when you look who's that fucking mutant that you...
October 9, 2017
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Transcript Excerptyeah so yesterday i did was some argument i have no idea what the context was but it was a couple superstars of of the web heavy weights heavy weights big ballers i was a bridge join reid msnbc pundit arguing with our our old friend the baseball cran...
October 12, 2017
Transcript Excerptall right yeah right but that soon guys that was great yeah oh god here you sit there you go yeah use in the middle okay all right all the switches you right now that you're going to in my everyday life yeah yes if you guys ever since we l...
October 14, 2017
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October 19, 2017
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Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your chopper for this week as you probably know we've been in la for all of last week and this is the first time we recorded since we've gotten back obviously banks a couple episodes while we were out there so this is our our fir...
October 22, 2017
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October 26, 2017
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October 30, 2017
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November 2, 2017
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November 6, 2017
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November 8, 2017
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Transcript Excerpteverybody if you have been watching the news at all this week are you may have noticed friend of the show muhammad bin sol men has been as they say taking care of business because so much has happened and as we say a lot going on we now have thei...
November 9, 2017
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November 13, 2017
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November 16, 2017
Transcript Excerptin two weeks we celebrate constitution day the constitution the constitution the constitution constitution constitution constitution amendments to the constitution to to son you are well on your way to becoming a constitutional scholar hello every...
November 16, 2017
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November 25, 2017
Transcript Excerptwe're back it's me man ember with a little post thanksgiving roundup yeah did you guys have a good day holiday meal that you have a good thanksgiving yeah because i'd tacos not bullshit turkey and iraq on the chinatown and enjoy a perfectly cooked ca...
November 28, 2017
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November 29, 2017
Transcript Excerptguys we saw another movie we did we kept our tradition of seeing the new ready extended universe dc fills in everyone for crapo at this is this is an excellent for me that's the best one because this is the first one where i got to go with the movie ...
December 4, 2017
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December 6, 2017
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December 10, 2017
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December 14, 2017
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December 17, 2017
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December 20, 2017
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December 24, 2017
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December 28, 2017
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December 31, 2017
Transcript Excerptnew year's day 2018 and everyone's hung over no wants to do anything and it's come to this it's finally come to this a chapo clip show but if you complain just know that just think of all the joy that we've provided you throughout this year hours...
January 3, 2018
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January 7, 2018
Transcript Excerptsee you there well it fell is kate upton shows up to your house yeah the tray of in and out burger a trade in burgers and french maid outfit she's like i have the new playstation 5 order play with you then have sex with you what do you do felix i...
January 9, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthello friends chapo through the middle of the week we are back and it's a drive was just be men felix on this one haven't done in awhile but it feels good hey doing guys pretty good happy to be back in the saddle i mean look just gonna say right ...
January 13, 2018
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January 17, 2018
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Transcript Excerptthis fall so news if you get this all right now because this will give this news all may take ellsberg's papers and make them better to err hello there you listeners even even listen to the news or news wire the nose dole but we are n...
January 22, 2018
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January 25, 2018
Transcript Excerptwe are people of this generation bread in at least modest comfort house to now in universities looking uncomfortably to the world we inherit those are the opening words of the port huron statement the coming out document of the students for a democ...
January 25, 2018
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Transcript Excerptso bad news guys if he could not make it this week some game up we have ryan grim and we're gonna ask him the exact same questions ryan is joe flacco lead right who do you like from pride which fan base is worse the eagles or the patriots no yeah w...
January 31, 2018
Transcript Excerpthey everyone virgil here this is a special episode my interview with a candidate for hawaii's first congressional district connie l. ng a member of the honolulu chapter of the dsa connie l. has been a legislator in the hawaii house of representativ...
February 2, 2018
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February 5, 2018
Transcript Excerpthey guys i am better okay he he he while i knew you'd come back yeah that's right you can't get rid of me that easily i'm back every time that's on the episode all the fans are asking where's matt where's matt as well they fucking should after yo...
February 7, 2018
- The John Podhoretz Schnipper's Saga
- Hollywood's admiration of former CIA chiefs
- "What's the deal with this whole Russia thing?" and why do liberals seem to care about it in lieu of real politics?
- online privacy and how worrying about it can shape how act and what we think
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Transcript Excerpthello sauce back your chopper for this week it is me original and matt and joining us for the first time have first time we have ever spoken to him in a recorded atmosphere is glenn greenwald glenn welcome to the show hey it's really nice to meet y...
February 11, 2018
Transcript Excerptwhich wanted all the warning the crew was always getting his toes and pharaohs like let's see how this is i've been working i've been working kid i've also been working to and realize i'm i don't see arts prashant if tommy or the other john sucks...
February 15, 2018
A quick look at the alt-right militia movement in Florida, and how McMegan wants to turn our children into human wave attacks in response to America's gun violence.
Finally, Politico revives an interesting question: Indentured Servitude: Pro or Con?
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February 18, 2018
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February 21, 2018
It's a hungry boy time as we argue the best American fast-casual hoagie & propose a 2nd act for America's disgraced horny congressmen.
We then segue into a discussion of BRITISH fast food and condiments with our friend from Madchester, Marcus Barnett, as well as Corbyn's recent spying charges, the various fops of U.K. politics, and the state of the U.K. left. We also discuss the arming teachers and if we should embrace or be skeptical of the dictatorship of the teens.
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February 25, 2018
- We finally peel away the layers of rumor and intrigue and get to the bottom of Will's secret family history with the help of his father, Daniel Menaker
- Felix brings us Dana Loesch's Harsh Normie Tweets, and we examine the link between normie-ism and fascism
- Finally, Dennis Prager complains about how liberals complain too much to be happy.
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February 27, 2018
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March 4, 2018
On this week's show we discuss the West Virginia teachers' strike and other issues of labor politics with currently striking teacher Michael Mochaidean.
- This leads us to a freewheeling discussion of Democrats' role in the declining power of labor, how market forces affect our childhoods, University consumerism and "Tiger Mom" Amy Chua.
- Finally, we celebrate the unsung heroes of American Abolitionism: Libertarians.
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Transcript Excerptgreetings friends it's your chapel for this week we've got a jam packed shows free today filled with labor and education issues kicking off with great interview with a teacher currently on strike in west virginia so let's dive in okay so joining us...
March 7, 2018
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March 10, 2018
- We look at a new paper that claims reviving overdosing heroin users is a moral hazard because it encourages junkies to just do more heroin.
- We encourage the budding friendship between big square boys Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un
- Jacob gives the most concise explanation of Dune possibly ever made as we discuss its enduring legacy.
- Finally, David Brooks attempts to get into the Co-ed mindset.
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March 15, 2018
We're joined by returning guest Noah Kulwin, on just the day the subject of his first appearance, Silicon Valley Blood Scammer Elizabeth Holmes, is charged with "massive fraud", we then turn our eyes to AIPAC, discuss Noah's recent reporting on their annual conference for Jewish Currents for a look at how The Lobby continues to exert influence pretty much every U.S. politician in the game.
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Transcript Excerptyou know it's weird i if they just discontinued the original goldfish flavor because that was my favorite and i really know that's cheddar that's not original oh you mean the very blue bag of what's the blue bag it's all fair labor goldfish yeah th...
March 17, 2018
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March 18, 2018
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Transcript Excerptlocal graphical gray walls it is the fiftieth anniversary of gerry casements death in the holland tunnel so we'll bring you all the this is john paul rockabilly our and special hour of rockabilly retrospective rockabilly lifestyle pick in switchbla...
March 22, 2018
Transcript Excerptwe're back after a short 18 month hiatus frusciante's minutes back with its the fourth episode i think ship all right us while more than i thought 7 up a 7 number 7 lucky number 7 we're talking today about a couple of recent films that deal w...
March 26, 2018
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March 28, 2018
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Transcript Excerptsmokes relieving the sands in 2017 thank you though it's it's so funny watching the conservative freak out over the response to kevin williamson being hired by the atlantic and all of them saying my god the brightest conservative voices of our genera...
April 3, 2018
Transcript Excerpthello there is your truck or tractor you're coming to the very last day of our tour here in portland oregon live from amber's hotel room 4 cities 7 shows podcasts for you on top of all that folks we are through the ringer worn out we are their na...
April 5, 2018
Transcript Excerptit's your job on this episode we will be discussing steven spielberg film pop cultural phenomenon ready player one as a way of introducing this film and our discussion there of the cab ride back from the field house and we were if you saw the fil...
April 9, 2018
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April 12, 2018
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Transcript Excerptall right is your shop for this week is always sitting in today we've got a long time friend of the show and i think official chopper washington dc correspondent libby watson libby how's it going hello good thank you so libby if you will you know...
April 15, 2018
First, Daniel Finn on the allegations of anti-semitism being leveled at Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Party
Then, we talk to Eric Blanc about the teacher's strike in Oklahoma
But not before talking about this weekend's air strikes of Syria and the aptly named duo of Samantha Power and Anne Marie Slaughter.
Transcript Excerptyeah and you might do you mind if we change this interview to just in memorial of barbara bush yeah like your thoughts lets me do you remember when the superdome thing happened she was like well this is like better for them they get to live the jackp...
April 19, 2018
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April 23, 2018
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April 24, 2018
Transcript Excerpthey everyone this is virtual taxes with a special bonus episode today we'll be talking about issue that's very familiar to me canon specifically dan cannon candidate for the united states congress in indiana's ninth district dan is a civil rights law...
April 27, 2018
We're then joined by Will Sommer to check in with a few of our old friends.
Finally, we discuss Joy Ann Reid's amazing case of the time traveling blog hack.
Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your chopper for this week and i will not delay at all because we are going to jump right into what is possibly are most exclusive and top secret interview ever conducted on this show or perhaps any other we are observing the highe...
April 30, 2018
Transcript Excerpthi everyone today i'm speaking with genevieve jones right a public defender who will be on the ballot june 5 for the office of district attorney in san diego county place of 3000000 people in southern california on the border with mexico although is ...
May 1, 2018
Transcript Excerptperhaps the dennis miller hair you know i promised i was going to wait till wednesday to come up with some choices a nurse for michelle wall for her catastrophe on the white house correspondents dinner space but i just got out of my sensory deprivati...
May 3, 2018
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May 6, 2018
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Transcript Excerpteverybody day 5 the woman across right will has convinced virgil amber joint strike within they're currently rallying outside my apartment we don't know how much longer we can survive without guidance for word but we're also not going to st...
May 9, 2018
Transcript Excerpta everybody it's shop well i'm back back from sabbatical back from teachers strike parties over gang um let's get serious i on that topic in just a little bit we'll be talking to barbara ehrenreich about her new book which is all about how the gr...
May 13, 2018
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Transcript Excerptladies and gentlemen it's my duty to report to you that arizona senator former presidential candidate and one time prisoner of war john mccain is dead serious about restoring honor incivility to our politics but he did pass during the nig...
May 17, 2018
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May 21, 2018
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May 23, 2018
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Transcript Excerptwelcome friends this is matt with a special chapel interview episode where i'm gonna be talking one on one with a fellow hard caster of note mike duncan known for the history of rome podcast his book the storm before the storm and more recently his ...
May 23, 2018
Transcript Excerpteverybody i this is not felix we're doing a at solo one out well one not to interview today we tease during the weekend show that we would have a more in depth conversation about gaza with people who actually not just knew the situation bette...
May 27, 2018
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May 31, 2018
Transcript Excerpthello everybody it's the big bopper no wait its its job it's this it's this shop or the middle of the week it's the usual cast of characters a special guest joining us on the phone felix beater men wow how big get for us felix how you doing not bad y...
June 3, 2018
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June 7, 2018
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June 10, 2018
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Transcript Excerptjust to widen i get loose to kick things off i i do want to talk about my favorite tweet in the year are in fact that's not even doing just this because i think it's actually my favorite fought like had by human being this year to see if you're o...
June 15, 2018
Transcript Excerptall right so kick things off this week are i thought i would do a call back to a very amusing story that we've all enjoyed it are speaking of course about rand paul senator rand paul son of run getting absolutely laid out and annihilated by his next ...
June 17, 2018
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Transcript Excerptso why in the later is side of the news this past week there's a funny story coming out of minneapolis minneapolis earlier this week i don't know if you saw this when matt is that is that spider man climbing a building the whole you know it's it's ra...
June 21, 2018
Transcript Excerptfriends your mid week well it's just dive right into it touching on some issues you talked about on the last show i'd like you high late 2 bits of good news out of our nation's capital washington dc first 77 past you know what that means boss b...
June 24, 2018
Transcript Excerptor are you too michael could be called out you all a little bit or lose boys from new york so you're going to talk about john a gaudy will he gaudy himself will sit at the prison all before a lot of thought old old cooked eggs up completed people w...
June 25, 2018
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Transcript Excerpton june 18 x. x. x. into us young was shot dead while shopping for motorcycle in broward county amongst probable mar a lago members x. real name just say on friday began rapping after meeting stokely golborne better known a ski mask the slump got a j...
June 27, 2018
Transcript Excerptevery person has 3 grassroots organizer every working parent for that one and there is not 20 friends i'm a little bit hung over little bit hung over because virginal we're lucky enough to spend less the little broke the bronx new...
June 29, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey everybody virgil taxes here with matt christmann today we are going to take a brief reprieve from the darkness that slowly consuming us all to talk hollywood sitting with us is mike reiss screenwriter playwright tv writer tv producer published au...
July 2, 2018
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Transcript Excerptso jesse here some of the things that the winner stance when he wants a ban on guns she's again as you heard as opposed to the immigration control folks and she wants campaign finance reform what do you think that they keep telling me all these wac...
July 6, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey everybody today we have a very special episode i'm here with felix will and matt to discuss a game changing work of non fiction that stands to become the handbook of the hash tag resistance damper pfeiffer senior adviser to barack obama and co ho...
July 9, 2018
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Transcript Excerptthis is the only musical the mouth of the brain but that's about right is the brain the bloody have remember that come in handy later hey you guys doing good happy july 4 everyone happy independence day yep happy happy birthday united snake...
July 10, 2018
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Transcript Excerptso without further ado i want to introduce our 2 guests having a conversation tonight of first of a he is a member over it is it is a membership organization on a church chapel trap posts i don't treat you pay dues or what but chapel trap posted th...
July 11, 2018
Transcript Excerptthis is because your really helpful when you go get an ice cream cake but i would like to add to that henry candy bar had s. your dude out here out here all right you ate slick ready if this is an editor's note from a review of the film ran...
July 12, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthi everyone producer chris here you're about to listen to an interview i did over the weekend with an activist working with portland's occupy ice movement originally intended this is a segment on this weekend show but ended up feeling like it didn't ...
July 15, 2018
Transcript Excerptall right it's chopper are i'm gonna kick things off right away this week and you we're joined now making his second appearance on the show someone who i regard as the greatest you military in of our times humble genius a dreamer and a beacon of ...
July 17, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey everybody virgil here for a special bonus episode i'm here with will not occur hello odd to date we're having a conversation with 2 individuals high a self described horrible trades how do u. n. connor beep author host of the podcast against ever...
July 19, 2018
Transcript Excerptokay all right it's it's shop it's the midweek shop and joining me now i've got 2 special guests well when gas one special cobos is brandon jay was asking the questions with me a woman occur everybody asking them to bring to the show karina moreira h...
July 22, 2018
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Transcript Excerpti met a traveler from an antique land who said 2 vast and trunk lifts legs of stone stand in the desert near them on the sand half sunk a shattered shattered visage lies whose frown and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold,nd tell that its sculptor well th...
July 25, 2018
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Transcript Excerptwith the school kids questionnaire he the talk show for the week with me woman occur as all this but also personal texas me and matt christmann hello joining us this week is michael kupperman to talk about his graphic memoir all the answers mic...
July 30, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthe likes what he's up there is okay okay i know the whole 191145 think of full clip will take down a grizzly bear in full for all depends on you place it i have a 4 another white guy rap okay twisting like a yogi smarter than i can bear you know ...
August 1, 2018
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Transcript Excerptthis is the fraud caste system announcing the commencement of the first including the legal for 12:00 hours thank you for your welcome to a very special midweek episode capital think of it as the old with the lte from hot side i'm on ...
August 5, 2018
Transcript Excerpthello everybody here that silence that's sounds is the absence of woman occur in virtual texas who are moving in together because they're married gotcha you're not hear about that we have today me feel to be a man mac crispin hi ma'am braley fros...
August 10, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey everybody for you start today's show we were very big announcements to make we're going on tour lower east coast tour begins right after labor day it's on sale right now you can find the mets chapo trap house.com slash 4 and here's the places...
August 13, 2018
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Transcript Excerptthe following are excerpts from the never before seen mango written by aaron sorkin news hero attack on demons of error news hero attack on demons of error jeff newsroom has been trading in 30 times gravity will he faces off with the republican...
August 16, 2018
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Transcript Excerpteverybody we're back well i don't know how many times like 9 and 96 of yeah well we are back this is the first time and i am recording with my actual microphone on my desktop because at the move my desktop to my couch wherever bigger desk...
August 18, 2018
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Transcript Excerptwelcome to a very special to ran eckley amber directed top interview yet again i have taken over of the job interview series so you can all look forward to forthcoming episodes about ballet and horse seasons we're all gonna have to wear silk kimono...
August 20, 2018
President Trump is mad at windmills and has seen "that movie." Two muscular brothers defend a buff and nude Mueller. Media's most preeminent treat boy attempts to secure his legacy. Even Baseball Crank is back. Today's episode is a grab bag overflowing with riches.
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Transcript Excerpteach character in this tale is going to be represented by a different instrument of the orchestra for instance william medica will be played by the flute like this he is the baseball crank played by the open musk's rocket thrusters by the ket...
August 23, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthi this is chris wade producer chris here with another interview with activists from around the country today i'll be talking to 2 people fighting against neglect and mismanagement in the stony brook apartments in palm beach county florida fields has...
August 24, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey guys virgil texas here and if you are excited for political comedy east coast we are coming your talent to do our own little mini politic september 5 washington dc store 6 baltimore september 11 philadelphia or thirteenth portland maine 7 numbe...
August 27, 2018
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Transcript Excerptit'll beach boys song pomerantz i don't think americans are concerned for their for 100 years or 1000 years or 10000 years what they care about issue for sacrifice of our most precious treasure and that's american blood no ma'am no ma'am he said ...
August 30, 2018
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Transcript Excerptshow hey everybody chapo for this week you know a lot of times we hear from both fans and critics and critics of the show who say things like you know like you guys you you're you're very funny or whatever but you know we wish you use your pl...
September 3, 2018
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Transcript Excerptit's like you used to be so cool and now he's like dude serena williams is serving tea a shadowy the internet turns everyone into a loser yeah now i'm you know i i like ahmadinejad's order count he's like do you like to see your joint t. yeah he'...
September 7, 2018
Transcript Excerptjune district of columbia we are the capitol steps 930 club let's go it is of course a joy and a pleasure to be back in our favorite city in america washington g. c. the city just renamed for the late senator john mccain or if you were re...
September 10, 2018
Transcript Excerpthey everyone this is virgil taxes with me on the phone is candidate for the democratic party nomination for governor of the state of new york cynthia nixon ms nixon thank you so much for joining us today hi hi how are you i'm good how are you not bad...
September 11, 2018
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Transcript Excerptportions all the times to win big portions are too big for books you should move to another country because we are really the out wires or because of course you're right well i think that's really do within like on a regular you're some european coun...
September 13, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthi and welcome to another edition of the new breed of past with mattress but today i am going to be talking about something that is a little outside of my purview the previous additions of the neighborhood passive very specifically and intentionall...
September 18, 2018
In Hamden, CT we count down the most evil shitheads ever produced by hell mouth Yale University
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Transcript Excerptall i have hi everyone producer chris here it's a tuesday afternoon we just got back last night from doing 5 street chosen 6 days all up and down the northeast and we had a tremendous time so thank you all very much for coming out to see us we have...
September 20, 2018
Come see us with Brett and Bryan of Street Fight live in Columbus, OH on 10/10!!
Transcript Excerptall right chopper back back from tour and it's your first post toward mid week show and we're doing it old school style google hangouts audacity we got to ultimate all school chopper heads feel xp to read and write in columbia street fight what's goi...
September 24, 2018
COME SEE US IN THE MIDWEST
Transcript Excerptgreetings friends it's your shop we're back from tour as you might have noticed we're back in brooklyn however this is but a brief recess by before we get on the road and do it all again so if you were in the midwestern states of this great country b...
September 28, 2018
Transcript Excerptokay me out to the ballgame pig me out to the crowd i'm a big blow it all reshape right kavanaugh going to catholic tell everybody we're here we're here with dave anthony and we are getting comp everybody it's it's your shop and joining us this week ...
October 1, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthello friends it's your shop for this week it's me will moniker back again and i think kick off this episode by reminding you that next week will be headed to the middle west of the united states so if you are in pittsburgh on october 7 come see us a...
October 6, 2018
MIDWEST WE'RE COMING
Transcript Excerptokay hello if your job is committee will medicare joining me this week is amber howdy en masse hello but special gassed sitting in first time long time caller it's brianna joy gray of the intercept brianna how's it going finally yes it's our it's...
October 9, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey paul yeah that's right coming up i've been in this we are in a wonderful lover so high city glorious capital of ohio we're here with that and brian are proud are proud dads from 35 rated and we're gonna raise your show here we...
October 12, 2018
Transcript Excerptwhat do we got all right these are maybe you'd be like a baby bird let's start saying things we can record yeah mother fucking content hell of yeah we talked yesterday i'll tell though it is going to have to alec baldwin show in a talk show hos...
October 15, 2018
Then, from Chicago's House of Blues we introduce an unforgettable new character into the Chapo pantheon of Op-ed shitheads.
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Transcript Excerpthey we're talking shop it's man will coming to you from madison wisconsin that's right we are full of cheese curds and randy moss fashions and we will be performing tomorrow tuesday night the fifteenth at the very more theater their tickets still ava...
October 20, 2018
So long Midwest, thanks for all the cheese curds.
Transcript Excerptwell folks here we are the end of the line at the end of the 2 or the end of live shows as podcasts it's me and matt here coming to you from the minneapolis international airport we are waiting for our food and we are waiting for the plane that w...
October 22, 2018
We talk caravans, Khashoggi, and Ben Sasse.
(Editor's Note: I really didn't want to make Ben Sasse's stupid face the episode image, so here's a spooky image instead)
Transcript Excerpta well made bed boedeker couple mornings you through counting down all your knees nineties and seventies rock classics were broadcasting live live live from the my great caravan caravanning caravans making its way to the u. s. border just crossed...
October 25, 2018
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Transcript Excerptthing was we if you know the words when we flooring dos solves a an economic crisis franklin roosevelt columns tumors journey public very caring measure when wall street institutions favor yeah one percent of one person off turn person told w...
October 26, 2018
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Transcript Excerptall right hi guys this is amber i am joined with special guest band fogel he is a contributing editor to jack up in africa is a country is a new article out in catalyst and he is on a wonderful podcast called off bunga bunga please do not judge it fo...
October 29, 2018
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Transcript Excerptfeeling like my my my you know my elevated sense of humor was offended by the crudity something like celebrity deathmatch but at least they were fucking attempts at humor now it's just no no doubt the joke is that they're all sad builders jokes and b...
November 1, 2018
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Transcript Excerptwho are the real race had conspired together with some democrats take away the fruit of other people's labor are the fascists usually it's set up and ran welfare states this is done by the do gooders the liberals the people who wanted to improve ...
November 4, 2018
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Transcript Excerptthe low they're pretty babies it's me woman occur and it's your troppo are in just a little bit we are bringing you our official shopbot 2018 election preview courtesy of our very own wall expert virgil texas we're gonna break down all the hot races ...
November 5, 2018
Transcript Excerptokay guys so as i mentioned we talked about all what i was concerned politicians but there's one in particular that we wanted to spend some serious time on and that would be scott walker we are you an evening yeah yeah you saw at the very beginni...
November 8, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey hey with employees who we are shop well we are back and we got some fresh content for you it's felix tonight but we're doing one of the precious collapse in both fashion culture and podcasting we're here with those we're here them the yeah but ...
November 12, 2018
Transcript Excerpthey ladies and gentlemen it's your chapo coming to you live from the scene of the crime the chapo election desk 2018 armenia decides it's been a long week but we're back with you now to help you digest some of the political news and views ...
November 15, 2018
Transcript Excerptgreetings and salutations shop a listener is it's your show for the premium episode of the week are i'm woman occur joining the as always feel experiment of amber frost audi and calling from an undisclosed location and matt crist men guys that probe ...
November 16, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthi everybody producer chris here back with another little dispatch from activists around the country this one comes to us courtesy of sophia perez she is a writer who approached me after a recent brooklyn live shows to tell me about issues regardin...
November 18, 2018
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Transcript Excerptgreetings friends it's your chopper for the week it's me will not occur joined by matt christmann in virtual texas and i'm very happy to say our guest this week is someone who's proof that if you are a fan of our show 3 very occasionally very rarel...
November 21, 2018
Transcript Excerptnow they can get like 2 starchy if you mention too much you know and you got i got absolutely yeah yeah you got to like i do a with sour cream cream cheese and chives this number i don't like garlic i like the garlic yeah delicious all those in...
November 22, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthi everyone and happy thanksgiving i hope you've all finished your turkey and pie and i don't know cranberry torts because it's time for some veggies that's right it's producer chris back with one more interview from activists around the country ...
November 26, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthello everybody it's me will medicare he with your chapo and i'm kicking things off this week with a very special guest this is a big get it's the newly reelected governor of new york state andrew cuomo andrew how you doing that's right it's andrew m...
November 29, 2018
Transcript Excerptguys with a breaking report from the news itself donald trump is dead flushing sound effect what he's a grown recording this donald trump went to the christmas tree thing as he would bring a dying child to and this is motor creek motorcade tu...
December 2, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthello everybody your boy will medicare and it's your job well joining me this week course is determined and amber frost hello but sitting in with us today we have a very special guest it's john boyce john you is that how you say it voice of as it wil...
December 6, 2018
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Transcript Excerpthey everyone its virtual i'm sitting here in the rocks the hotel with former greek finance minister and professor of economics yanis varoufakis thank you so much for joining us today on this one thank you rachel thank you for having this fantasy pu...
December 7, 2018
Transcript Excerpthello princeton it is non only joy to be with you here as we continue our live speaking engagement tore of america's most evil institutions a little bit after this will be headlining the bilderberg group annual conference and then a bohemian grove ...
December 9, 2018
Transcript Excerptaudio stored deep inside a political conspiracy the documents on going effort to assassinate the character take down the potential political hopes and dreams of a democratic politician the orioles often edited in any way we will but use real a real p...
December 13, 2018
Transcript Excerpthello and welcome to your shop it's just me and felix today but we have a very special guest in this do in the trap that you know i think you guys have been really excited about a lot of people ask me is it true is it real yes it is please welcome fo...
December 17, 2018
Transcript Excerpthello everybody is to me woman occur to chop sitting in today we got matin amber hi how's it going well so sort of i guess a slow newsweek and unless you're you know interested in double trouble in the prison and all the people you know lying lyi...
December 21, 2018
Transcript Excerptyou know today we have a totally flat hold her and everything is just made forever group but sometimes it's a see a movie that is any movie a big budget movie the big marketing campaign what is actually for you and not for other people repres...
December 23, 2018
"It's A Willderful Life"
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By Chapo Trap House
featuring the voices of:
Will Menaker as Himself
Virgil Texas as Himself/Clarence the Angel
Amber Frost as Herself/God
Matt Christman as Himself/Mr. Podder/Old Man
Felix Beiderman as Himself
Chris Wade as Himself/Podcast Inspector
James Adomian as Bernie Sanders
Katherine Krueger as Herself
Adam Friedland as Himself
Stavros Halkias as HImself
Nick Mullen as Himself/Tiny Dick Salesman
Transcript Excerptdid you guys want to do you a christmas episode again this year now yeah right no christmas is identity policy that that's true i don't want to sit around him the right i mean i we're gonna podcasting right we're right on the 40 page scripts guys bec...
December 27, 2018
Tabletop Game Theory Pt. V: Musks of Nyarlathotep
featuring James Adomian, David Kresses, Stavros Halkias, and Simone Norman
Part I: https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/unlocked-episode-74-tabletop-game-theory-pt-i-11817
Part II: https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/unlocked-episode-76-tabletop-game-theory-pt-ii-12417
Part III: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-126-game-13128201 (unlocked)
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Part III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9-O27kvWcg&feature=youtu.be
Part IV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMr4pfueak&feature=youtu.be
Transcript Excerpton this week's tale of fear and phrenology the commode boys by themselves on the cutting edge of hara mangled by the gears of progress well they really not going to find out on this week electrifying episode i never thought i'd be alone 16 hi...
December 31, 2018
Transcript Excerpthey residents of the land in parts unknown under the at the last takes for 2000 miles as always i'm your host franklin darryl ekg the felonious one and i taft hartley and we're here to break down the winners and losers of dc in the year 2018 i fe...
January 3, 2019
Transcript Excerpton last week's episode of chapo trap house heroes learned that mixing rocketry with romance is a recipe for ruination and the this cosmological must what will this summer the slings and arrows on the map just fortune find out on this 2 mo...
January 6, 2019
- Ecclesiastes 1:9
Welcome to 2019!
Transcript Excerptyeah for the kick it off i don't know to be a little bit rusty and have it in a while yeah all right i'm ready now warm me up early for over to where we can buy a you'd split it would happen to the new year's yeah we got some bad news yeah ...
January 10, 2019
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Transcript Excerpthello friends is your shop lower back again for your midweek episode and let's kick things off on today's show by asking a sort of a metaphysical question and that is what is a wall what constitutes a wall and what what do we do what do we talk abo...
January 14, 2019
We talk Amber's new piece arguing the need to get behind Bernie. We also fantasize about what we'd do if WE were getting divorced from Jeff Bezos and end with another dark trip to Carcosa.
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Transcript Excerptwe're here you're talking mental sound left are they real are they real the answer is yes they are real has this technology fuckin going to destroy the brain all the americans flies and i come back cuba they're doing scanner shit ci a agents ther...
January 17, 2019
Transcript Excerptwhat i like it all i get off to a good start great american food and to be very interesting to see at the end of this evening how many are left your perfect although i i like to call that's a tough question if it's american i like all ameri...
January 21, 2019
Matt and Virgil break down reactions to the rude MAGA teen, and cover new entries into the rapidly growing 2020 Democratic Primary field.
We're also joined by Gillian Russom and Karla Griego, two Los Angeles teachers, to discuss what's at stake in the ongoing L.A. teachers' strike.
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Transcript Excerpthey everybody happy blood moon to you all virgil texas here with matt christman it's one of those episodes everyone else is off martin luther king day weekend showing their respects are we have a great we actually do have a great episode 2 teachers...
January 24, 2019
Transcript Excerptokay first things first bryan singer is a better person barack obama pedophile really the condition is not a condition to strike brochure writing down not persecute brain bankers right there can be rehabilitated barack obama cannot be a number 2 ok...
January 27, 2019
Transcript Excerptpersonally owned by the president i did one all righty while yeah when our really started getting questions when he call of you will be fired they weren't fired that's like little little the first time you done that i think but a full you would l...
January 28, 2019
Transcript Excerptthe project lucy that'll 5 so seattle's you know treat this pretty pretty good they want to they want to roast it too hard but tastic scrambled eggs are amazing tossed salad rest of the world this is the worst you've ever messed up you said the...
January 30, 2019
Transcript Excerptlive from 2005 it studio 60 on the sunset strip that's what we would do we would say is studio 60 sunset strip urine's work an epic was the real should the show that they do the fucking sketch comedy show not the actual show studio 60 on sunset str...
February 4, 2019
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February 7, 2019
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Transcript Excerpthello friends we're back again it's me and met with you here today hey but we have a special guest joining us today we've got jonathan shore is from the intercept jana than how's it going well it's it's great i'm so glad to be on one of the very few ...
February 10, 2019
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Transcript Excerpthello friends it's open this week it's me will medicare joining me long lost posts amber frost and felix peterman but more importantly joining us now is our good friend bree spell the end of san francisco dsa of twitter of foreign countries of the tr...
February 14, 2019
Transcript Excerptif you would like to go to a private structure out or just call me java cloth with the paypal.coal just throw mine that when a member of the francoist right says to you that the hurt and offended by somebody you should listen to them tony blankley ...
February 17, 2019
Read Lyle's piece in the Baffler here: https://thebaffler.com/latest/under-the-boot-rubin
Transcript Excerpthello friends it your chapo for the week lets me will here are gonna kick things off with a very interesting interview you might remember on our most recent episode we ended with about a 1015 minute retrospective on the career of lyndon larouche but ...
February 22, 2019
The episode on Adam "Bright" Pachinko Machine is in Episode 173 - "Pontypool Chapos Everything" https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-173-teaser-officer-adam-bright-pachinko-machine
Transcript Excerpthey hey your back is me virgil and chris and pretend like you want to hide i'm allowing you to speak and matt is going in for an undisclosed location matt how's it going today and we are off off to the races just like our dear sweet father bern...
February 25, 2019
Transcript Excerpti am super high to begin this episode with our guests this week go right into it if you are familiar with that seinfeld curb your enthusiasm for at or just comedy in general you already know who the fuck it is it's larry charles sitting in the tr...
February 28, 2019
Transcript Excerptgood okay hello greetings friends your mid week chapleau we are recording this right now from an undisclosed location in our nation's capital we are here on the recon for secret mission that you will find out about shortly before we get we get ...
March 4, 2019
Transcript Excerptthere's no more room in hell the data this is see i was right in the middle of a fucking reptiles somebody was giving booster these got damn thing yeah together we food is sold it has sorry okay well not quite sure how to soft yo...